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Living on the Edge: What Your Drink Says About You

Your Drink Personality

 

By Frea Vor

Whether you are out on the town, on a date, or hitting a club, what you are drinking definitely says something about you.  Your drink personality is the first impression for curious minds.

Dirty Martini

Dude:  Older, professional, making 100k or more

Chick:  A woman who is ready to get dirty

Any Other Martini

Dude:  Metro, probably doesn’t drink a lot

Chick: Girls night out and you got money to spend or a sugar daddy

Jack and Coke

Dude: Seasoned veteran this is the beer option for you if you need a cocktail

Chick:  You are hard core

Margarita: 

Dude:  You are at a Mexican restaurant, on a tropical vacation, it’s happy hour

Chick:  You are ready to party

Tequila:

Dude:  Your depressed, stressed, reallllllllly ready to party, or Mexican

Chick:  You are ready to get F@#$’d up or just ready to get laid

Jagermiester 

Dude: Eternal Frat boy, trying to make the chick you’re with hotter

Chick:  You are notorious for losing your panties

Red Bull & Vodka

Dude:  Gateway drink and you’re ready to have a late night and eat Taco Bell at 6 am

Chick:  You order the Diet Red Bull, transform into a dancing machine, destined to go home with someone, or your just dead tired but promised your friend you would go out with her

Red Wine

Dude: You are trying to impress a woman, sophisticated, educated drinker

Chick:  This is a standard chick drink and doesn’t make any strong statements about your personality

White wine

Dude: They are all out of wine coolers

Chick:  You usually don’t drink and don’t know what else to order

Beer

Dude:  All of the above, easy going laid back

Chick:  You are a man’s best friend and can hang with the boys